An Excellent Build

I’m not even kidding when I say that I passed on a chance to meet Miss Universe—that’s right, Miss The Universe—today in favor of going to All Points West. I missed the festival last year, so not even the heavens’ best beach body is going to keep me from Kool Keith, My Bloody Valentine, and Tim & Eric (AKA, in their words, apparently, “Legal TV Carnage”). It’s too bad, really, because I can tell we would’ve bonded over the Big Questions, you know?  The kind you have to answer to win your place as the reigning queen of the Cosmos. Like, is it possible to dance about architecture?